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There are people on this platform who want no politics.
We didn’t move over from Twitter to talk about kittens everyday.
We needed a place to carry on our work. To carry on fighting injustice, racism, misogyny, antisemitism and anti-LGBTQ hate. Because these things are important no matter what platform we are using. That was the whole point of our #twittermigration
We don’t have the privilege to be quiet.

The story written by the untalented & very unreliable Jake Sisko, who I unfortunately got to know on Terok Nor, is #FakeNews. We have very strong security with the extremely talented Obsidian Order Agents...

This party is going to be extra hot 🔥🔥🔥 meet my friend Lana chaturbate.com/naughtynatali

It's #FuelPovertyAwarenessDay. To visualise the risks of fuel poverty on London, we’ve mapped the most recent rates across #London 1/4

This was really interesting but it made me very aware of how little I know about certain things. #BooksOfMastodon #paleontology #evolution

@9gag pretty sure China's zero COVID policy is a thousand times more intense than any lock downs we had in the west, but go off about an oppressed nation when you are normally anti communism I guess?

“As we say in Germany, if there’s a Nazi on the website and 100,000 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a website with 100,001 Nazis.”

You may not like it, but this is what peak Tooting performance looks like

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but 182 to blink.

COP: Where were you the night of the murder?
CROW: I was with a group of friends
COP: What would you call that group?
CROW: …I want a lawyer

"Bread?" Oh, you mean raw toast. NO THANK YOU.

It’s a wrap! I had a hoot taping The Graham Norton Show, laughing about life and discussing my legacy project Allegiance. Catch us on the tele Friday at 10:45p on BBC1 and twice again over the weekend!
For tickets to Allegiance: Allegiancemusical.com

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