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“As we say in Germany, if there’s a Nazi on the website and 100,000 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a website with 100,001 Nazis.”

You may not like it, but this is what peak Tooting performance looks like

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but 182 to blink.

COP: Where were you the night of the murder?
CROW: I was with a group of friends
COP: What would you call that group?
CROW: …I want a lawyer

"Bread?" Oh, you mean raw toast. NO THANK YOU.

It’s a wrap! I had a hoot taping The Graham Norton Show, laughing about life and discussing my legacy project Allegiance. Catch us on the tele Friday at 10:45p on BBC1 and twice again over the weekend!
For tickets to Allegiance: Allegiancemusical.com

@godpod I feel neglected and ignored that I haven't even been threatened with suspension. I've been making fun of Musk nonstop since the Twitter deal was announced, but I guess I'm just a nobody.

Elon is now suspending accounts of anyone who criticizes him or his companies. Whatever happened to all those free speech warriors and why are they not outraged over this?

This is why it is important everyone wears masks the viral load if both people are wearing drops to 40 percent of 3 percent, if contact is made. Do not enter environments with people COVID positive expecting a standard N97 to protect you

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So I will take a moment to explain something. When someone wears an N97 mask. They block up to 97 percent of the vapour carrying the viral load. Leading to 3 percent airborne. This 3 percent has a life span. And thinly spread has a minimal chance or being contracted. When so are ina room with the virus and your mask stops 60 percent of vapour. You still have a 100 percent chance of contraction. As the virus successfully entered the system. You don't need 100 percent of it.

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