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I knew the day I bought it would have no value. But it's nice it is still running. Because f*ck that dude.

Hashtags here are exceptional. Check it out these:

Monday - #Mondog #FotoMontag

Tuesday - #ThickTrunkTuesday #TombTuesday

Wednesday - #WaterfallWednesday

Thursday - #ThrowbackThursday

Friday - #FollowFriday #FensterFreitag #JukeboxFridayNight

Saturday - #Caturday

Sunday - #SilentSunday

Nature - #Mosstodon #LichenSubscribe #Mushtodon #Nature

Art - #MastoArt #Photography

For Twitter refugees - #FediTips #TwitterMigration #Introduction

What interesting hashtags you follow?

I love it in here. There's currently a hashtag named #thicktrunktuesday that is basically pics of massive, beautiful trees.
I humbly submit El Tule, an incredible ahuehuete from the state I was born, Oaxaca. It's over 2000 years old. "Tule" means "Tree of Enlightment" #Oaxaca #Mexico #ElTule It has the thickest trunk in the world.

“Elon Musk should pay taxes” now considered by Twitter T&S to be hate speech.
Or, Elon has his hands on the levers directly

Good morning Trekverse, we made it to Thursday,
Hoping you all have a great day. I insist. You must comply. Resistance is futile. #startrek #StarTrekMeme #memes

TIM: Walk with me.
MUSK: Thanks fo—
TIM: Did I say speak?
MUSK: What?
TIM: I said, “Walk with me.” Not “talk.”
MUSK: But I assum—
TIM: Ah-ah! Assume makes an ass out of you, not me.
MUSK: What?
TIM: Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
MUSK: What?
TIM: Zuck!
ZUCK: Yessir?
TIM: Tell this motherfucker about your ad sales.
thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-de

Managed to upload today's Kyiv After Dark Vlog update on YouTube. If you didn't already, please subscribe to my YT channel!

youtube.com/watch?v=-az1FSQ6bM twitter.com/i/web/status/15980

HER: NNNNNNNN

ME: [gently rolling her onto her side]

HER: ZZZZZZZZ

ME: ooooh can I lick the beater?

HEART SURGEON: please stop calling it that

JESUS: Take and eat; this is my body
ME: Umm
JESUS: Drink. This is my blood
ME: Can we get another waiter please!
JESUS: This is my mixtape

Happy Hump Day Trekverse hope your week is going well! Have a great day all! #startrek #StarTrekMeme #memes

If this doesn't warm your soul and make you chuckle... I've got some bad news from you.

You've got a lump of coal where your heart😋 should be

Volume up.

This Apple v Twitter thing is just so illustrative of the right. They don’t want to create their own nice spaces, they want to go to spaces where other people are having a nice time, take a shit on the floor, and then complain when they get kicked out of the party.

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