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Dear naps. Apologies for being such a jerk about you as a kid.

Out of nowhere, my nephew just asked, “Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring?” and now I’m going to be haunted by this question.

@tootsnipe @godpod I can't wait for Bible Two: Electric Boogaloo

Good morning! A post just rolled across my fedi-timeline saying not to post about politics on Mastodon, so I'm here to remind you that:

1 "politics" refers to decision-making about how to live together in groups
2 choosing to not participate in political discussion is saying you support the status quo, and is a political stance
3 abstaining from politics because you feel safe from its impacts is a privilege and a choice to abandon your more vulnerable neighbours

It’s #FollowFriday so boost this post and help God get more followers! The more people that follow Me here the more comedy people on Twitter will realize they should move to Mastodon!

This is just the first step in what will be a long and painful legal employment law nightmare for Musk in Europe. You simply can’t fire people just because they didn’t respond to an email. #twitter https://www.thejournal.ie/dublin-twitter-executive-secures-injunction-preventing-dismissal-5930465-Nov2022/

I'm no Stephen Hawking, but I think what happens is that they cancel each other out.

Every day I see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos.

#success #twittermigration #twitterexodus #Mastodon #inspiration

"Imagine if we measured success by the amount of safety that people felt in our presence."

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@Bronwen I'm Elise she/her.

I work at an Alternative bookstore in western Canada that specializes in social justice and #education. I also help run a #spokenword #poetry series. I'm an outspoken performance artist in both movement and wordcraft, as well as professional emcee. Public speaking is my passion and I live for the energy of an enthusiastic audience. I also enjoy #burlesque, #theatre, #tabletopgaming, #diy, #concerts, #raving and have a passion for #dance Feel free to HMU if you're open minded and enjoy creative pursuits.

@Bronwen hi @Bronwen so, um, I'm Nikki. A nerd of varying repute.
I have interests ranging from #football to #gundam through #masseffect and #astrophysics.
I am a tiny bit of a Sinestro/Jordan fangirl and loved Geoff Johns GL run.

@Bronwen
Hey, I’m Emma, mid transition trans woman and 40 something, UK based, like photography, the outdoors, camping, nature, but spend most of my time indoors watching the outdoors and nature via the tv whilst eating ice cream and drinking wine. Weird combo yes, but hey.