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Good morning Trekverse, we made it to Thursday,
Hoping you all have a great day. I insist. You must comply. Resistance is futile. #startrek #StarTrekMeme #memes

@densaer I hope I have managed to teach my kids to be compassionate during these times. When I was younger I was taught.

Hard times make strong men. Strong men make good times.

I have to hope it's true. If it is we are about to raise a generation of Herculean humans.

TIM: Walk with me.
MUSK: Thanks fo—
TIM: Did I say speak?
MUSK: What?
TIM: I said, “Walk with me.” Not “talk.”
MUSK: But I assum—
TIM: Ah-ah! Assume makes an ass out of you, not me.
MUSK: What?
TIM: Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
MUSK: What?
TIM: Zuck!
ZUCK: Yessir?
TIM: Tell this motherfucker about your ad sales.
thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-de

@densaer I have a teenage son who in his life so far has lived through.

- double dip recession
- annexing of Crimea
- ongoing USA and allied occupation in the middle East.
- COVID
- Swine Flu
- ebola
- trump/Johnson
- Russia reinvade Ukraine
- Brexit
- recession 3... The recessioning

The last 2 decades have been a dumpster fire of existence. Horror has become normal. It's not okay.

@godlessmom if apple see this post getting traction they will probably manufacture them anyhow.

@serenebabe the masks prevent transmission, not contraction. If she's the only one wearing the mask, she's the only one not spreading. But she can still contract. If she's vaxxed and boosted and has previously had it. She's got fairly low risk factors. But if you are guilty concerned it would be your daughter who would have to mask at home to prevent transmission. There is nothing gained in the rest of you wearing them.

Managed to upload today's Kyiv After Dark Vlog update on YouTube. If you didn't already, please subscribe to my YT channel!

youtube.com/watch?v=-az1FSQ6bM twitter.com/i/web/status/15980

HER: NNNNNNNN

ME: [gently rolling her onto her side]

HER: ZZZZZZZZ

ME: ooooh can I lick the beater?

HEART SURGEON: please stop calling it that

JESUS: Take and eat; this is my body
ME: Umm
JESUS: Drink. This is my blood
ME: Can we get another waiter please!
JESUS: This is my mixtape

@godpod I would share your mastodon posts directly from here to twitter. That way you are cross posting while back linking to your profile here. Share like every third post from here and once a day or so post that you have even more content here.

Happy Hump Day Trekverse hope your week is going well! Have a great day all! #startrek #StarTrekMeme #memes

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